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unyielding: (And after he's been hooked)
 [ Action for the people at 1669 Nelson! ]

[ Hello, fellow family! Since it was announced that you're supposed to drink the milk, and that the milkman can drone people and make them crazy, Lan Fan has realized that she will just drink the milk herself. She doesn't really trust the rest of the family when it comes to dangerous things, and this Xingeses warrior lopped off her own arm. Clearly, if anyone was qualified to handle this milk, it'd be Lan Fan. However, she still wants a break every now and then she'll be approaching you, holding a carton of milk ]

If we do not drink the milk, we will be brainwashed into violent killers. I will be drinking the milk today. [ BRAVE XINGESE NOD. She's doing this for her honor, and mostly because she's skeptical about their competency to remember and forcefully down a carton of awful milk ]

[ A - Action - Your home ]

[ Unfortunately, Lan Fan bit off more than she can chew. She's having wild hallucinations of Master Ling. So, fellow Mayfieldians, have a girl talking to your lamp with a hockey mask on. ]

My Lord, I can not leave you alone in such a dangerous territory! There are people going crazy, and I must do something to protect you! My house will be safe! [ A pause, as she watches "Ling" refuse her ] Serenade you?! But, Young Master, that would accomplish nothing! You won't go otherwise? ...If you insist.  [ She will then serenade your lamp. Yep. Maybe you should stop her? ]

[ B - Action - Your home ]

[ Alternatively, you may just find her stockpiling on every lamp in your household as she calls various lamps My Lord, or Young Master. After having a conversation with so many Lings, the girl in the odd hockey mask will pick them up and attempt to leave your home with all of the lamps in her hands ]

[ C - Phone/Action for housemates? ]

[ The hallucinations eventually wear off. Have a timid Lan Fan on the phone! People in her house may notice the fact that there are lamps everywhere. On the floor, on the bed, on the table, on another lamp, it looks like Antique Roadshow met hoarders. ]

D-Does anyone know where there's a bunch of lamps everywhere? [ NO CONTEEEEEXT ] This town is really strange...

[ ooc: If you want, you can handwave her stealing your lamps in b, so your character can react to C  ]
unyielding: (I want to hold 'em like they do in Liore)
[ Phone ]

[ A voice quickly comes onto the telephone ]

My name is Lan Fan and, the drones suspicions from my arrival are correct. I am a communist.

[ She sounds rather adamant about this. Like it's the real thing. Lan Fan then explains what she thinks a communist is ]

I am a bodyguard for the Prince of Xing, Ling Yao. I aid him in any way he wishes and support his battles for the throne. I will not succumb to Mayfield's prejudice. If you desire to catch me, I live at 1669 Nelson Street.

[ She quickly hangs up.  ]

[ Action - 1669 Nelson Street ]

[ You'll see a girl silently watching from the roof top or just standing on the lawn. She has every damn knife in the kitchen in her hands or scattered around in a close arrangement. There's also a box of fireworks and some matches. If we haven't reached the pinnacle of what the hell value yet, she'll be adorned with

What the fuck do you do? ]
unyielding: (He has got her like nobody)
 [ A - 1669 Nelson Street ] 

[ Hello, Mayfield! Guess which one of your not!daughters woke up here for the very first time this morning? Yep! This bundle of sunshine otherwise known as Lan Fan. She also was able to find the kitchen knives so, you may awaken to a young girl wielding them and pointing them towards you in a very hostile fashion, but don't worry! All she wants to do is talk. 

P.S. She's willing to kill when it comes to the prince and his safety, and people who play games with her, especially in this state of paranoia, aren't exempt. Just ask the now bleeding and possibly deceased drones! ]

Where am I?

[ B - Your house! ]

[ After the beautiful failure that was known as her waking in Mayfield, she'll be attempting to find Ling for his safety! She's still not sure on the nature of this place, so she won't be screaming Ling's name out loud. However, she'll be running around and observing the best way she knows how - by hopping onto the roofs, street lights and street posts. Those of you outdoors can notice her standing on various items looking down at you, and those of you indoors may notice the sound of rapid footsteps stomping on your roof only to suddenly stop. If you go out to see what the hell is on your roof, you'll just see a very youngish girl staring off into the town, as if she's trying to find something. ]

[ C - Bodine Fashion ]

[ Lan Fan just had to get out of this skirt and blouse, right now. So that's why she's searching for new clothes to wear! But, unfortunately, to the dismay of many drones that pass by giving her "hints", she's in the boy's section. Between the harping from the drones and the general weariness and confusion, Lan Fan will begin to sift through the men's clothes. The last thing she needs right now is someone else bothering her and trying to make her shop in the ladies section, so please, feel free to do so! ]

[ D - Phone ]

[ The phone picks up and a very shaky and nervous breath is audible. Lan Fan never used one of these phone things before, and public speaking is never her strength. Eventually, her conviction breaks her shyness. One stern, and clearly female voice erupts from the other line ]

Return me to the prince at once or suffer the consequences.


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